Jaime Lannister gets Stark so many times in “Which Westerosi Great House do you belong in?” that he convinces himself the quiz is broken and only has one possible answer, until he looks over Brienne’s shoulder just in time to see hers come up Dayne and then he has to go punch trees with his left hand for a while.
No matter how many different ways Petyr Baelish tries to get Tully it keeps coming up Tyrell and a couple of times Frey. He pretends he doesn’t know what Sansa’s talking about when she brings up the quiz. (When she was young she always got Baratheon, but since King’s Landing she’s always Stark.)
Robb mostly used to get Tully and occasionally Targaryen, while Jon got Stark every single time. Even after he’s known the truth for 40 years and been living in the south for decades, he STILL gets Stark.
Tyrion always comes up Targaryen, but that’s only because he wrote the quiz when he was 14, and the picture that goes with it is a pale-haired dwarf riding a dragon that he commissioned using his father’s gold. (After Tywin came up Reyne he hired hackers to track down the quiz’s author, but they never got close.)
When Danaerys gets Lannister she threatens to have Tyrion executed, and he laughs so hard he snorts wine out what remains of his nose.
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No matter how many different ways Petyr Baelish tries to get Tully it keeps coming up Tyrell and a couple of times Frey. He pretends he doesn’t know what Sansa’s talking about when she brings up the quiz. (When she was young she always got Baratheon, but since King’s Landing she’s always Stark.)
Robb mostly used to get Tully and occasionally Targaryen, while Jon got Stark every single time. Even after he’s known the truth for 40 years and been living in the south for decades, he STILL gets Stark.
Tyrion always comes up Targaryen, but that’s only because he wrote the quiz when he was 14, and the picture that goes with it is a pale-haired dwarf riding a dragon that he commissioned using his father’s gold. (After Tywin came up Reyne he hired hackers to track down the quiz’s author, but they never got close.)
When Danaerys gets Lannister she threatens to have Tyrion executed, and he laughs so hard he snorts wine out what remains of his nose.
Arya gets a 404 Error.