Fictional Fans

Ha, well, for Dragon Age Inquisition: they're in a military organisation, but we've also seen what happens when they play cards.

So:
Cullen and Cassandra get frustrated that noone else takes this seriously enough to follow orders.
Bull and Dorian are on opposite sides and start out viciously shooting each other then end up making out in the bushes and getting paint everywhere.
Blackwall and Sera would team up but she'd just end up shooting whoever she thought was funniest to mess with, which he would roll with.
Varric finds himself a comfy spot to sit with a good view, and just sits reading a book until someone gets close at which point he shoots them with a smile then goes back to his book.
Even though she's a noncombatant administrator Josephine ends up winning without getting a spot on her clothes. It helps that Leliana silently took down anyone who got close to her.
Viviene would refuse to play, saying such silliness was beneath her, because she realised she couldn't beat Team Josephine. Instead she'd sit on the sidelines drinking s cocktail giving smug advice.

And then Solas does something to ruin the game for everyone. THANKS SOLAS.

(Note: I have never played paintball and don't really understand how it works. THESE ARE THEDAS RULES, IT'S AN AU)